My boss, fr David, and I buy a fair amount of stationery (I love my job). This means that we're sent a fair amount of special offers. One of them was for a pink ladies (sic) tool kit. It was free if you bought about £30.00 of stuff. How could I resist? We put an order together, and unfortunately it was delivered to the Regent, fr Richard.
David and I received an email which included the fantastic comment, "How many pink ladies do we need to repair exactly?".
BTW - this photo doesn't do justice to the day glow, Barbie pink, of the tools.